House of Schlock

I'm terrible at this whole blog thing, these days.  It's because I am either super busy working on one of projects or I am working a real day job someplace I don't want to be. In a few days, I will do some more updates as to what I am working on -- maybe.  In the meantime, here is something I wrote on my Facebook page about last night's political hootenanny.  Enjoy! Well, fuck. So what did anyone of us really expect after that shit storm of an election? A large group of people voted for a change and that is what they shall have. But as the saying goes, be careful for what you wish for. The DNC shot their own in the foot by running over Sanders, who was really the only real democratic chance in hell we had. Instead, they run him over and try to shove a liar and possible criminal down our throats. But the world is still spinning, despite what has happened. If you are truly good and believe in all things right, then stay the course. We can still achieve the chang

In addition to what is offered on the site , I now have products such as iPhone cases, pillows, and even a mini skirt with Clown Whoop Whoop .  I will be adding new designs in the days to come.  But in the meantime, check out my Redbubble shop over here .

Today my Google searches were: Angelyne, Phillip Morris Bigfoot Costume, and Batman.  Each search totally unrelated to each other.  Yet, interesting to me. 

Hey, Schlockheads!  My site House of Schlock just turned one a few days ago.  In celebration I am knocking five bucks* off my Clown Whoop Whoop shirt plus shipping and handling.  Sale lasts until July 5th, 2016.  No special code needed.  Click here www.houseofschlock.com  to grab yours today! *There is a surcharge of $1.50 for orders 2XL and above.

Here is a sneak peek at my next project.  It'll be on shirts, for sure.  You can also check out my portfolio at both of these links: misterschlocko/deviantart.com and behance.net/misterschlocko . Stay weird!

Hello, Schlockheads! It's me, Ol' Mister Schlocko himself. I am terrible at using Blogger these days since it always seems that I am busy working on one project or another. So here are a few updates. The Clown Whoop Whoop shirts are here and they look amazing. They went live on the site about a month ago. You can get yours by going to this link: http://www.houseofschlock.com/merch/clown-whoop-whoop-t-shirt or through my Etsy Page at https://www.etsy.com/shop/HouseofSchlock?ref=hdr_shop_menu Stickers are still on sale till the third of June. They are going quickly at two bucks each. Those can be found at www.houseofschlock.com/merch I am also in the middle of a ton of projects. For more up to date info on what I am working on or doing find me on Instagram over at https://www.instagram.com/misterschlocko/ I will also do my best to drop in from time to time just to write about things that I am working on or about things that I dig.  That reminds me, I am still doing a

Several years ago I directed the segment Crazed for the anthology film Truly Dreadful Tales.  I now have copies over at www.houseofschlock.com/merch for sale.  I am throwing in a free surprise and I will even autograph the DVD if you want.  Supplies are limited, so grab yours while you still can. #supportindiehorror

I have spent most of the weekend researching the many ways I can get more merchandise out there.  As once could imagine, the price of getting merch that is beyond stickers is a bit expensive.  I did look into on demand press companies, however the ones that were recommended to me were either to restricting in what sizes my art had to be and/or their commission was more beneficial to them.  The latter I can understand.  The on-demand printing companies have employees, overhead, equipment, material costs, and shipping worries.  So that is the main reason why their commission is so high.  The downside though is that I would have to sell t-shirts and other items at a higher price just to make more than two dollars per item.  I am sure that there are many artists out there that can easily make a living off a return of two bucks when you multiply the amount by the number of fans an artist has.  Having said that, I did find one on-demand printing company that I did like. After days of r

Hello Schlockheads! Greetings and salutations from the other side.  For those who have been following me.  I have decided to start a new blog which will become a facet of my website, which can be found at www.houseofschlock.com .  It is my hopes that I will be able to keep everyone up to date on the many cool projects that I am working on which now includes films, books, and making my art more available. So, be sure to bookmark this blog while I make future updates and announcements of what I have in store for the near future.  You can also follow me on the following social sites: Instagram Twitter Tumblr