New Site and New Merch

Hey, Schlockheads! In recent days, I have signed up with Bigcartel and now have a new site up and running over at houseofschlock.blogspot.com.

Along with the new site, comes new merch. In the following months, I plan on adding a steady stream of stickers, shirts, prints, and original art.

At the moment, I have not only brought back Clown Whoop Whoop shirts, but have added my Lagoon Fighter design and the new Fun and Ney. Each shirt is $25.00 and I now ship worldwide! So grab one while you can. I have all sizes available. They can be found here.

Speaking of Fun and Ney, I now sell stickers of my favorite conjoined clowns. Grab yours here. Supplies are limited at the moment, but I will be ordering another print run soon.

Stay weird!

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